Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Comedy Jokes
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
"Giggity."
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
