Comedy jokes
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
I am dark humor.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?