What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Comedy Jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
My dick.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
