Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Puns, that's how I roll.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
here's a joke - your life
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Cunt.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
your mom
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
