Why did Adam commit suicide? Andy went through the back door.
Comedy Jokes
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
Haha
