Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted
me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
a boy walks into some woods with a phone and his friend comes by and asks what are you doing? the pauses then says trying some bird calls!
Are u a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when. I come inside u.
What did the brit say to the American? Well here comes fascism
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What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Attention everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future but for now: Goodbye.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄
What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia
What is the difference between orphans dad and a boomerang?? Oh.....one comes back
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were does cotten candy - from the cotten pickers
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
What comes to visit more often then your aunt your acne
Micheal Vick is coming to town hide your dogs.
