Come jokes
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"