Come jokes
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.