Come jokes
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!