Come jokes
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Come back, old members!
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Bored come talk v rah.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.