i like my coffe like i like my wamem
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Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
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What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? TastersCHOICE!
How does MOses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee Me: yeh, of course My Bff: ok which one Me: You know......the black one Me: like my soul... My Bff: jeez you ok
I like my women like my coffee- Ground up and frozen
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
Good morning
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok,And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion
