Barista jokes
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Memes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.