Barista jokes

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"

The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.

A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!