Barista jokes

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Woman: "I want coffee, black."

Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"

An Irish-man walks out of a bar.

A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and the counter.

Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.