Coffee jokes
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Good morning!
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
They knew what they were doing
i need coffee where can i get some
Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE
Community talk
why does iced coffee cost more than hot coffee when most of the time you’re getting either the same amount or sometimes even less
OOOOOOOOO THE ONLY THING SHE DRANK TODAY WAS COFFEE AND SHE HASNT ATE ANYTHING
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more