More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
i want coffee like my men
Dark
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee, The man said coffee was only a quarter, I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask it.
I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
I like my women like i like my coffee nice fresh and dead
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
I like my girls like my coffee : Flat and white.
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
