What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
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What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
i want coffee like my men
Dark
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
What is Michal Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin dounuts.
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
