City jokes
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.