City jokes
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Look, it's the dead center of town!