Cinema jokes
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.