Cinema jokes
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.