Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
So cinema.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
