Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
