Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
What’s a orphans fav movie
Spider man homecoming
we're talking the orphans to the movies we are watching spiderman no way home
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied “I’m taking notes from the best” And vanished
i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun
What sort of movies do cows like to watch? Moosicals
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
