New Cinema Jokes

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

What’s a orphans fav movie

Spider man homecoming

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What are orphans least favorite movie

The promised never land

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied “I’m taking notes from the best” And vanished