What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
no one:
Taeil: "happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "its merry Christmas"
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
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you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
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What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg.. I'm burning the coal i got for Christmas
I’m going oomph be busy having dinner soon I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas
And Mary said God had given her a child. So Joseph went and joined 'Fathers For Justice'.
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*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
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What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
