What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Iām going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas š and I have some Christmas.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
