what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
no one:
Taeil: "happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "its merry Christmas"
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner -- and she looked.
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
What is a animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
Why was Santa happy
Bc he had 3 ho's
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments
