My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
How come Christmas 🎄 is one time? Because it is so nice
What the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash
What car do elves drive? Toy-yodas
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
When I go to bed... my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick... and beats me with it.
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing because his parents ran away double whammy orphan jokes r like a kid with cancer it never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What is a dog 🐕 with only two legs 🦵? A human
how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
I put the Christmas balls in my sack
What's an orphan's favourite movie? Home Alone
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
What did the cancer doctor say You just got a new Christmas present
Cancer
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Telling jokes is snow problem
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa
What did the homeless person get for Christmas??? - Nothing €
