The 50+ Best Chop Jokes

Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces

i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?

me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

What do polish people in 🇵🇱 Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers

Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?

Well he’s all right now!

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.

I cried when my dad was chopping Onions. Onions was a good dog.

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A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."