Chop memes

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"

Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀