"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Choke Jokes
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!