What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
