I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
