Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Choice Jokes
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
My mom picked my major.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
Abortion is bad.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"