Choice jokes

What is the Twilight series about?

A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?

A: Motherless.

Why are transgender people like confused kids?

Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.

What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?

Froot Loops

It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

On one hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

I regret my abortion.

I didn’t know child labor was an option.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.