Newest Chinese Jokes - Page 9

You have Chinged your last Chong.

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go barf, American dogs go woof and Chinese dogs go sizzle

I have more chin than the Chinese phone book

Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang"

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat

I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.

In Soviet Russia, You love Chinese and hate Chinese

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.