what did the snake say to the mouse ?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
how do you make a Indian explode?
you press the red dot
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
A chinese drug dealer said to me "Do you like my cocaine?" I replied "Not since he starred in Zulu".
Q:How do you cover a Chinese's eyes ?
A:Use dental floss
what do you call me. chinese
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist Tooth hurty (2:30)
Why cant Chinese do anything? The government wont let them.
Why don't you see any more fat chinese men? Because the last chinese man was in WW2.
Yo mama so stupid
When she was in mandarin class, she asked "Where are the mandarins? Im hungry"
2 guys are captured by native chinese they give them 2 choices 1. Death 2. 他妈的 The first guy: what's 他妈的? The chinese fucking The first guy chooses death Second guy to himself: well ill let this sick fucks fuck me at least ill be alive... The chinese :come on we don't have all day Second guy:i chose 他妈的 The chinese: ok 他妈的 to the death
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office, buck teeth implants
