One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
what do you call a one legged china man Ty Whon Shu
China
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
China. There. :)
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?
Through my arm
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a tree house 🏠
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die
Why can't a orphan play baseball in China?. They can't find home plate
The more they smile, the less they see.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
