China Jokes

Last night I had the strangest dream !

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!

What Is China's favorite restaurant

The Pet Store

IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"

What is a difference between a tree yyyyyy

I went to China and said I have a big cock so they thought I said they look like a cock then I realised I said it in English

In China just when you think you know everything....then boooom. A gay chicken....hahahaha

China servers are up on fortnite yea check by there. “China getting this dick in your mouth 😂

China is a place, I once went to Buckingham palace

When Chinese baby’s are born they should put “MADE FROM CHINA”.

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

what do you call a one legged china man Ty Whon Shu

What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?

Through my arm

Why are there not that much phones in China? Because there’s too much wing and Wongs so they will wing the wong number

Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china