China jokes
China.
China. There. :)
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Memes
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.