What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?
Through my arm
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J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a tree house 🏠
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
Last night I had the strangest dream !
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in china too.
Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.
Why can't a orphan play baseball in China?. They can't find home plate
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
the more they smile, the less they see
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
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there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe
Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China
Yo forehead is bigger than the wall of China
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
