China jokes
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
China.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What is the difference between a tree?
Your hairline goes back to China.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.