China jokes
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
The more they smile, the less they see.
China should be a baseball team.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Get confused with Confucius!
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.