When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
China Jokes
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Your hairline goes back to China.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.