China jokes
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
This was made in china
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
The more they smile, the less they see.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.