China jokes
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Your hairline goes back to China.
What is the difference between a tree?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers