China jokes
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
Memes
FAKE but funny
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.