China jokes
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
China. There. :)
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Bib C, IIf.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.