China

China Jokes

Your forehead so big, Jupiters moons look up to it. If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Your forehead so big, its the main foundation for the wall of China. Your forehead so big, it makes up half of the Milky Ways mass. Your forehead the reason why the Earth still spins.

I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources. btw these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.