Great Wall jokes

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.

Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?

Covid.

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.