Great Wall

Great Wall Jokes

Hairline

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Wall

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

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  • Wall

    Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

    Paul Walker

    I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

    Covid

    The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

    Baldness

    I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.