Great Wall jokes

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?

Covid.

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.