Everything is made in China, except babies... they are made in Vachina.
China wants their name on everything but the mf virus
yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great wall of China.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a tree house đźŹ
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
the more they smile, the less they see
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
what do you call a chinese person with 1 leg? tie son whu
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
china unban google rn noOoOooOw
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
bib c iif
have you heard of china... china fit this dick in your mouth
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China
China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
