China jokes
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
China.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.