China

China Jokes

Stereotype

Ching chong China.

Jing jong Japan.

Ting tong Taiwan.

Hing hong Hong Kong.

King kong Korea.

Covid

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Baseball

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

Stereotype

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

Baby

When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."

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  • Trump

    What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?

    "It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"

    Cow

    What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

    A bull in a china shop.

    War

    I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

    Number

    Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

    Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

    Phone

    Why is there no phone in China?

    Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.

    Train

    What's the difference between China and New York City?

    In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

    Nut

    Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

    Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

    Dog

    Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

    They didn't because they ate it.

    Food

    When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

    Covid

    All countries will get Covid.

    Except China, they got it right off the bat.