China jokes
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
The world is ending from: China
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
China. There. :)
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
China should be a baseball team.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.