100+ Best China Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

Son

asian c**t · 3 years ago

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

Condom

John Grimm · 3 years ago

Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?

Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.

Retaliation

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

FAKE but funny

A burger-shaped balloon with the text 'The US prepares to deploy its own spy balloon to China in retaliation.'

Letter

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Bib C, IIf.

Covid

Made in China · 5 years ago

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Stereotype

Ivey · 3 years ago

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

Baseball

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?

A: They already ate the bat.

Kamala Harris

Willy b · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a social media post on a dark background. The top half shows a news broadcast split-screen featuring Tucker Carlson on the left and David Daleiden, identified as a pro-life activist, on the right. The text on the news image mentions "Kamala wanted to obstruct investigation into the sale of baby body parts." The post text below reads: "When two undercover investigators secretly taped Planned Parenthood admitting selling baby parts (a felony), Calif Attorney General prosecuted the undercover investigators, NOT Planned Parenthood. That Attorney General was Kamala Harris."

Disease

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Chat is this real??

A tweet by Carti Fans with the handle @NeonCarti that says 'Playboi Carti predicted Covid-19'. The tweet includes a screenshot of text that reads 'In 2020 a flu-like disease that began in Wuhan, China (yuh) will cause a worldwide pandemic and shut down all major events for months (slatt) and cause major economic collapse (buh buh buh)'. Below it says 'PLAYBOI CARTI, "FOREIGN" GENIUS'. The picture features Playboi Carti with a peace sign.

End of world

Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

M E M E

The image shows Shrek with a knowing smile in a muddy area. The text overlay reads, "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

World War

Swf · 1 year ago

A news report with the headline "China-Taiwan Tensions" and the text "Experts say World War III may happen online". The news banner is followed by the text "MMDA says NCR 'Ready' to Shift to MGCQ." Below that, there is an image of Kim Jong-Un with the text "Kim Jong-Un is now playing Rocket League".

Exercise

countryhumans memes · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon meme in the style of an instructional manual, titled "Exercising Baby." Two figures resembling countryballs are depicted on either side of a weightlifting bench. On the left, a figure with a red body and a yellow star on its head, marked with "YES," is stretching the limbs of a small child. On the right, marked with "NO," a figure with a red body and a black military hat is pressing a barbell on top of another small child laying on the weightlifting bench. Russia is next to the bench, saying "Dad wut."

Russia

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two tweets are shown in a side by side comparison. The first tweet reads: "To be fair, you could drive for 149 hours across Vatican City if you drive slow enough." The second tweet below the first one reads: "You can drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia". The second tweet also includes an image of the Russian map with a line of travel highlighted. It shows the route from west to east of Russia and has a text bubble displaying '149 hr'.

River

Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A comparison meme using the Swole Doge vs. Cheems format. On the left, a blue-tinted Cheems wearing an ancient Egyptian headdress represents the Nile, saying timidly that it might flood slightly more or less than usual. On the right, a large, muscular Swole Doge in a traditional Chinese robe represents the Yellow River, aggressively stating that it will shift its course by 800 kilometers, kill millions, and destroy dynasties.

End of world

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

bruh

The image shows a green ogre, Shrek, smiling and looking directly at the camera. He is partially submerged in a brown, muddy substance. The text on top reads: "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Hitler

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.

House

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

End of world

BellaTrix · 3 years ago

Emotional damage

A picture of Shrek with a funny face looking like he has just realized something. The text on the picture reads: "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Community talk

Cosmo idk

Deepseek is crazy. gotta love chinese bootlegged chatGPT CCP propoganda censorship ripoffs. Oh wait. I jailbroke it. make that chinese bootlegged chatGPT CCP propganda semi-censored ripoffs

Anonymous

I was logged out my snap by someone from China so if you want to add me on my new snap it's yagirllay06

W Rizzler

WHO THE FUCK INVENTED CHINA