Nile vs. Yellow River Flooding

Listen up, kid. The Nile was basically a faucet on a timer, making Egyptians think they were special. Meanwhile, the Yellow River was a chaotic beast that just decided to relocate its entire path whenever it felt like wiping out a whole empire. If you lived there back then, your house wasn't just flooded; it was replaced by a new coastline. Nature doesn't care about your 'mandate,' and neither do I.