children's jokes
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.