children's jokes
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.