children's jokes
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.