children's jokes
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.