what's the difference between a seal and special kid?
they both go: uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
where did the children go after he step on the land mine
there, there, over there, and over here to
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
knock knock whos there parents parents who thats what an orphan would say
is it just me or you kids have imaginations
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
