where did the children go after he step on the land mine
there, there, over there, and over here to
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
Whats the difference between a orphans parents and his boomerang? One of them actually came back
