What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk
Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
Whats the difference between a orphans parents and his boomerang? One of them actually came back
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned
A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
are you a gun because i would be your bullets because i love going in children.
