Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
