me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool
NEXT DAY
me: brings in 8 other kids
police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iβm am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(π’π₯Ίπ’ππ
hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(ππππ₯Ί ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.
What do priests give children? Syphilis
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
"what do you want to eat" "You choose" "Children" "What?" *Picks up pot* "You said anything"
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage
God when terminally ill children beg him to heal them
God: No, I donβt want to
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreck havoc on preschool
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
