Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
What an orphanage favourite roblox game Adopt me
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. π
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasnβt home
What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.π€π€‘
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because itβs a family business.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster
What do you call a group of children who go on strike? A minor's strike.
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad canβt wake them up
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isnβt a thing.
