I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Orphans are lonely.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
