What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Children Jokes
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Orphans are lonely.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
