Children jokes
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Memes
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.