Children jokes
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.