Children jokes
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.