Children jokes
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)