Children jokes
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.