Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call a orphan running to home.
He couldn't find home.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? On the school bus the pricks are on the inside but on a cactus the pricks are on the outside
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John & Jane Doe
If your kid beats up a orphan , what are they going to do? what tell their parents.
What Animal has 5 Legs?
An Pitbull on an Children Playground
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Orphans are so vulnerable they have no parents to tell- Masai
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: they both cant see thier parents
