Children Jokes

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Why does an orphanage have milk?

Because Dad never came back with the milk.

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

Idk, I never met one before.

Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

An orphan.

Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

Because they can’t find one.

lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

Orphans are depressed, hahaha.

How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.

To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

What do you call an orphan running home?

He couldn't find home.

Somebody shouts "Fire!"

Man 1: Get the children out!

Man 2: F*** the children!

Man 3: We don't have time!