Children jokes
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Memes
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.