Children jokes
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Me: "I like kids."
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children, and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said, "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said, "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone.
Then, the birthday boy said, "Hey, he's like my dad."
"Really?" asked a little girl.
"I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.