Children

Children jokes

Priest

What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?

They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.

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  • Orphan

    Why are so many people mean to orphans?

    They can’t cry to their parents.

    Name

    One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"

    Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."

    The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"

    Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."

    The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"

    Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"

    Kebab

    My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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  • Memes

    Pill

    JACK AND JILL 2.0

    After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,

    Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,

    And Jill screamed "Chill!"

    Orphan

    I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

    Orphanage

    What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

    Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans play baseball?

    Because they can't find their home base.

    Orphan

    Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

    Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

    Micheal Jackson

    What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

    One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

    Baby

    What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

    I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

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  • Kid

    Follow for candy, kids.

    Like for pizza, kids.

    Comment for kids.