Children jokes
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.