My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Children Jokes
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
