Children Jokes

why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common

they are both invisable

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.

why can you bully orphans? what are they gonna do tell there parents. oh wait they got no parents

i went down to my frigde to grab my dinner i said to the children whose next?

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs

Do you know why you never mess with an orphan??

Because they’ve got GAURDIANS

I take all my anger out on orphan why Because they have no parents to run to

I’m boutta go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.

My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.

An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?