What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
why cant orphans play video games because they don't have their parents email
Why is Santa sack so big?
Because he comes once a year
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
