Children

Children Jokes

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

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What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.