Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
how are fortnite cards and orphans similar: theyre given away
A game that all orphans hate,
Who’s your Daddy.
I told an orphan two never stop talking until their parents come home
Now I can’t get it to shut up
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children. So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
Why is orphans bad at hide and seek ? Because they can’t find there parents
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child
Sally
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan
dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
What is it about a beard and glasses, that children find so sexy?
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
