Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
