What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Children Jokes
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
