Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.