Children jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
Memes
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.