Children

Children Jokes

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?

When you drop them both, everyone screams.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂