You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
Orphans got me like: 😂
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
why don't orphans rob the bank. because they're not wanted
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
how do you make an orphans hands bleed make it clap until it's parents come home
