Children jokes
Why did the kid drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.