What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
why don't orphans rob the bank. because they're not wanted
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.