Children jokes
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.