What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."