Children

Children jokes

Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!

(Obtained by running over 69 children.)

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣