i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van! It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come. We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! ̈Hey they want to party with us! ̈Timmy yelled over the whooping. ̈Party van! ̈I yelled. Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said ̈P O L I C E” on the side. We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. ̈Isn’t that right mommy? ̈
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
What’s a orphans favourite food
:not home food
A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
Tell me answers in comment box
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
My Freind: Your Ugly The Ophanage: That's What I said To All My Children
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What's the one upside to being an orphan? You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?They both hang on trees.
