Children jokes
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
I blend children to make a good living.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.