Children

Children jokes

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

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  • So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

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  • I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

    So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

    Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

    +1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

    +1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

    +1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

    What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

    The devil always has horns... not just around children.