I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What did the drum name its children anna1 anna2
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he canβt sniff their hair.
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
I heard that the world orphan organization has a sponsor......DC Comics
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water jack slipped his condom ripped and now they have a daughter
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said "you know you wanna"
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
What has 30 legs but can't swim? A bus full of children!
LITTLE JOHHNY WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM AND ASKING HIS PARENTS MOM DAD WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSSBREED A BULLDOG AND SHITZU. THE MOTHER AND FATHER SHRUGS AND SAYS WE HAV NO IDEA JOHNNY WHAT DO U GET AND LITTLE JOHHNY REPLIES YOU GET A BULLSHIT
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard??
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
why do orphans play Roblox because there is a game called adopt me
heyo my children hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
why do orphans want to become criminals to know what it fills like to be wanted
