Children jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.