Children jokes
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
F in orphan means family.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?