Children jokes
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
F in orphan means family.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.