Children

Children jokes

Monkey

    • Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

    One fell off and bumped his head.

    The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

    “We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

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    • Bill Cosby

    • 7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

    All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

    7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

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    • Orphan

    • If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?

    Name

    • How do Asian people name their children?

    They throw a pan down the stairs.

    What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

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    • Priest

    • What do McDonalds and priests both do?

    They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

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    • Lesbian

    • Daughter: Dad.

    Dad: Yes honey?

    Daughter: I'm lesbian.

    Dad: Ok.

    Daughter 2: Dad.

    Dad: Yes?

    Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

    Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

    Son: I do...

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    • Brick

    • There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

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    • Name

    • How do Chinese people name their children?

    They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

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